Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

I Don’t Own Emotion, I Rent

Well, the wife and I aren’t property owners anymore for the moment. We’ve closed on the old place we just sold and are leasing until we close on the new place (got to wait until it’s finished). For a little bit … Continue reading

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I Think Of “The Simpsons” Every Time I See Something About The Arsenic Wine

Everything makes me think of The Simpsons. Have you been seeing those articles talking about the lawsuit over arsenic levels in wines? I don’t know if they’re true or not, and I don’t drink anymore anyway, so I’m not too concerned. … Continue reading

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My Wife Didn’t Understand She Was Joking

I was bored for a moment the other night because the book I was reading was wearing on me a bit, so I was bugging my wife for conversation. She was busy trying to read something at the time, so … Continue reading

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Zayn Malik has left One Direction????!!!!!!

Zayn Malik has left One Direction???!!! When did this happen? Why? How did I not know about this? Is no one doing anything about it? Wait a minute…who is Zayn Malik? For that matter…what the heck is One Direction? That’s right, … Continue reading

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I Had To Apologize To My Wife Because I Missed The Difference Between Chicken

I had to apologize to my wife recently because I apparently don’t know the difference between chicken. It was my fault and I was sincerely sorry. We’d recently bought some Evol frozen dinners. I saw one in the freezer the … Continue reading

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The Relevance Of My Facebook News Feed Is Not Constant

I just wanted to tell everybody, the relevance of items of my Facebook news feed is not constant. If I have lots of time and have scrolled through recently, many things are going to be relevant. However, if I am … Continue reading

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I’m Going To Stop Bugging People To Vote “Hollidays Gone Wrong” Story Of The Month

Well, “Hollidays Gone Wrong” is now in fourth place over at Bartleby Snopes and needs well over double the votes it has already just to catch up. My sincerest apprecation to all the cool people who voted, but I think it’s time for me to … Continue reading

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