Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Spam Comments In Languages That Don’t Match Aren’t Even Trying

I’ve been getting spam comments recently that seem even lazier than normal. At least, I think they’re spam. Honestly, it’s hard to tell. They aren’t in English. Some are Spanish. Others, Russian. Some I’m really not sure. Now, I know … Continue reading

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I Can’t Find That Someone Actually Made That Yet

Well, the quick searching I’ve done indicates that someone has not yet modified the Oprah ‘you get a car’ meme for Tide pods. You know the meme. Here’s that one, but with bees: I thought for sure someone would have … Continue reading

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How Is This A Spam Comment?

I just deleted the following spam comment off one of my posts: Ⴝinging worѕhip songs is sweet hߋwever that?s not the one oρtion to worship.? Daddy said, possibly to maҝe Larry stop singing. ?There are lots of methods tto worship. … Continue reading

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This One Doesn’t Surprise Me

This one doesn’t surprise me. Guy acts like everything is delicious.

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We Can Go Back To Disrespecting Presidents Now

President’s Day is over. We can go back to disrespecting presidents again. That’s the American way. – Grover Cleveland? He was ugly. – Millard Fillmore stared at a can of orange juice concentrate for hours because the label read: “Concentrate.” … Continue reading

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Remember: Today Is The Day We Celebrate Peaches

Remember, today is President’s Day. That’s the day once a year when we celebrate peaches. What else would it mean?

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I Ought To Hook These People Up

I was thinking about how whenever I watch late night TV (which isn’t often, as I don’t usually watch much TV at all), I always end up seeing ads for both places that buy gold and silver and places that … Continue reading

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