Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Are The Oscars Being Held More Often?

I saw a bunch of people posting recently about the Oscars. It was the usual. Some people were excited, some people didn’t care and wanted people to know that, some people were upset about various things (some justified and some … Continue reading

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I Haven’t Posted About My Book In A While. You Should Buy It.

I haven’t posted about my book in a while. You should buy it.

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Laser Battle…Get It?

Laser battle…get it? Well, I thought it was funny.

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I Wonder What Percentage Of Animated Gifs On The Internet Are Of Spongebob

I wonder what percentage of animaged gifs on the Internet are of Spongebob Squarepants. Seems like it might be a lot.

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Hey, Buddy…Chill Out

Hey, Buddy… chill out.

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I Can’t Find Any Alf Pajamas

I was recently reading Failure Pie in a Sadness Face by Brian Alan Ellis and I got to a line where he mentioned surfing ebay unsuccessfully looking for Alf pajamas. I thought for sure he was screwing around and actually … Continue reading

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Craving Ramen Today

I’m craving ramen today. Then again, I’m craving ramen most days (at a ramen place, not the packages at home). Or udon. Or whatever like that.

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