Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Rock Port Is Now Advertising In Omaha

I was in Omaha recently and was surprised to see billboards advertising Rock Port, Missouri fireworks. I’d never seen billboards for the before, something quite that in the open. People did that for years, but I guess they hide it … Continue reading

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Have You Noticed My Posts Start Getting Very Cursory When I Go Out Of Town?

Have you noticed that my posts start getting very cursory when I go out of town? Almost as if I want to schedule them all before I go so I don’t have to worry about them? Lots of animated gifs … Continue reading

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This Moment Is Brought To You By Bananas

This moment is brought to you by bananas. This moment was brought to you by bananas.

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There’s Not Even An Explanation For This.

There’s not even an explanation for this. Maybe I need to sleep more.

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An Animated Gif Of The Nebraska Highway

Here is an animated gif of the Nebraska highway. Really, it’s an animated gif. I’m not trying to make some kind of lame joke that the view along the Nebraska highway appears to never change. I wouldn’t do something like … Continue reading

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Chapeau!

Chapeau! I don’t know why this seemed funny when I thought of it. It no longer did by the time I even finished writing this post, but I stuck with it anyway. I’m like that.

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I Love Making A Meme Almost No One Gets And Fewer Like

Take one celebrity who was big 30 years ago. Combine with a reference that is totally unrelated to the celebrity and comes from a sporting event with a less than universal appeal that occurred even longer ago. What you’ll have … Continue reading

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