Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

The Internet Again Does Not Disappoint

Once in a while, I like to make sure that the Internet is as bizarre and often pointlessly infinite dump of human consciousness as I imagine it is. A few times it disappoints, but rarely. More often than not, no … Continue reading

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Spiders Are Unwilling To Meet Me Halfway

People say I shouldn’t kill spiders. I say that I’d be less likely to kill spiders if they wore tap shoes. Are the spiders willing to meet me halfway on this? No, no they are not. Spiders are so lazy.

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Wut?

Wut? If you can afford large and flashy stands then make sure that there are several standing. Towards the gym irritated as well as want to bear in mind it to myself. Isn’t any much nicer thought/feeling? Spam comments can … Continue reading

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Happy Valentine’s Day, Shannon!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Shannon! As for the rest of you, you can find something else to do instead of my blog today.

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My To Read Shelf Is A Bit Out Of Hand And My Wife Is Starting To Notice

My to read shelf is getting a bit out of hand and my wife is starting to notice. To stop me from book hoarding, or to curb it, I’m only supposed to have one shelf on a bookcase as my … Continue reading

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I Wonder How I Missed Trailer Park Boys Like That

I wonder how I missed Trailer Park Boys like I have. I’ve been seeing memes involving them and some references for a couple of years, but only for a couple of years. No more than five at the most. I … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day Is Coming

Valentine’s Day is coming. Better get your mashed potatoes ready. What? How do you celebrate?

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