Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Irritation Turns To Elation

We got really irritated last night when we got a message, without details, that one of our upcoming flights for our trip to Vietnam had been changed at 10 PM. Not long before bed, our blood pressure shot up. We … Continue reading

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I Wonder How Much Gas A Burner Uses On Low

I wonder how much gas my oven burner uses on low. I’m going to have to wait to see my bill next month. It’ll either be surprisingly not bad because a burner on the lowest setting doesn’t use as much … Continue reading

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Arnold Eating Noodles!

I came across this while looking for a ramen noodles animated gif recently, so you’re going to look at it: Unless I’m crazy, and I may be whether I’m correct or not, that’s Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a Cup Noodles. May … Continue reading

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Is The Election Over Yet?

Is the election over yet? Please say yes.

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Come Hear Me Read At Don’t Yell At Me Episode 14 Saturday July 30th At 7 PM At Still Cellars 1115 Colorado Ave Longmont, CO

Hey! Come hear me read at Don’t Yell at me Episode 14 Saturday July 30th, 7 PM at Still Cellars 1115 Colorado Ave Longmont, CO ($5 dollar suggested donation)! A bunch of stellar people are going to be there. Readings … Continue reading

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Congratulations To The Summer 2016 Graduates Of The University Of Nebraska MFA In Writing!!!!!

Congratulations to the summery 2016 graduates of the University of Nebraska MFA in writing!!!!! Man, it’s been 6 years now since I’ve graduated. 6 years and 12 graduating classes. That’s a lot of fine writing.

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The Golden Age Of The Web: The Stinkymeat Project

The time has come already to become nostalgic about the golden age of the World Wide Web. Today? Let us take a moment to remember The Stinkymeat Project: Yes, around 2000 (approximately sixteen years ago), a guy decided to let … Continue reading

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