Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Spaghetti In Odd Places Day One!

I’m still trying to get my house together after moving, so let’s have another week of quick garbage posts. This time…SPAGHETTI! Spaghetti in odd places day one. Advertisements

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Who Spams Flowers?

Who spams flowers? Seriously, this morning I had multiple different spam comments to delete that were all trying to sell flowers. I know flowers are nice, and a frequent gift, but are that many people buying them from spam? What … Continue reading

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I Adulted!

I adulted! I moved and I hooked up both my washer and dryer successfully. Well, I hooked them up a few days ago, but my new place only had partial power so I had to wait several days to test. … Continue reading

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Say What Now?

Not all spam comments are created equal. This one I just screened has to be one of my recent favorites: Hello. And Bye. Say what now? It’s like a little koan. Seriously, that’s it. Bye, Felicia.

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I Did Not Find A Pic Of A Toilet Full Of Oatmeal

I know toilets full of cereal week is over, which may have coincided with me being busy moving, but I think one thing needs to still be addressed. I could not manage to find a pic of a toilet full … Continue reading

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Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Seven

Last day of toilets full of cereal: I think I’ve taken this about as far as still holds any amusement for me.

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Toilets Full Of Cereal Day Six

Toilets full of cereal day six:

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