Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Why Do I Find This So Soothing?

Why do I find this so soothing? I do. I love that music, if nothing else. Given how rotten I was at this game, you’d think it’d stress me out. It doesn’t though. Probably nostalgia. I’m sure I’d get stressed … Continue reading

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Describe Myself With Three Fictional Characters? Whatever. I Do What I Want.

Describe myself with three fictional characters? Whatever, I do what I want. Yeah, I did this on Facebook about a week ago. For an explanation why I’m doing it again, see immediately above.

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Once Bitten at the Fbomb! Tuesday October 18 at 7 PM! Mercury Cafe Denver!

Once Bitten at the Fbomb! It’s been thirty years since Jim Carrey first brought us the magic of vampire T&A 80s comedy (as well as the pull of attractive older women on strapping young men). Well, actually thirty-one now…but last … Continue reading

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Forced To Buy Shoes Online

I am being forced to buy shoes online. This seems very odd to me. I often wear plain black Teva flip flops. I am one of the more common sizes for adult men. However, I cannot generally find this size … Continue reading

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Old Painting Fun: “Excursion Into Philosophy” And Comic Book Guy From “The Simpsons”

Let’s have some more fun with old paintings. Today, let’s mash up “Excursion Into Philosophy” by Edward Hopper with Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons (Quote from “Treehouse of Horror VIII,” right when he looked up from advising Aquaman in … Continue reading

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Fbomb Tonight!

The Fbomb Flash Fiction Reading Series is tonight! Check it: Bad Fame End of Summer Fbomb. You should come down if you can, things start at 7:30 at The Mercury Cafe, 2199 California St., Denver, CO. Hillary Leftwich is hosting … Continue reading

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Arrrrr! ‘appy Easter!

Arrrrr! ‘appy Easter! I didn’t even have to make a new one for this, which means I’ve already done this joke. Thankfully, there’s nothing stopping me from doing it again.

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