Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

What Kind Of Animated Burger Gif Did I Find?

I found myself wondering what a google images search for “burger animated gif” would turn up. It’s not like burgers are animated. Would it be time lapse of a rotting burger? Would it be a dancing burger? I decided to … Continue reading

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My Wife Is Clever

My wife is clever. Recently, we decided to visit a museum in NYC. We showed up, and saw an endless line to buy tickets. It was a crowded museum. There were even different queues to wait in to get in … Continue reading

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Subway Wait More A Temperature Concern Than A Time One

I would think that I would have been most concerned about travel time on the subway in the recent trip the wife and I took to NYC. After all, the longer the subway takes to arrive, the longer it takes … Continue reading

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I Can’t Wait For Phone Navigation To Have Time Specific Suggestions

I can’t wait for phone navigation to have time specific suggestions.  Right now, many phone navigation apps can calculate the time at which you are expected to arrive. However, one thing they don’t do is realize that you are due to … Continue reading

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Pizza Place Portions Me Out

My wife and I were in NYC recently and we stopped at a pizza place for lunch. It was rated highly, but I didn’t end up being able to try any. They actually portioned me out. Pizzas were only $23. … Continue reading

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Is Uber Such A Great Name?

I’m always hearing something about Uber. I certainly recognize the name, but is it a good one? I know the word “uber” is supposed to have certain connotations (denoting an outstanding or supreme example of a particular kind of person … Continue reading

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Only You Can Stop Violence Against Chocolate Bunnies

Only you can stop violence against chocolate bunnies. Please, won’t you do something?

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