Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

Yet More Fun With Classic Paintings! Giovanni di Paolo’s The Mystic Marriage of Saint Catherine of Siena

Adding text to make famous paintings funny (or what I think of as funny) is starting to become a compulsion. When I see a famous painting now, my first reaction is to think what text might add some humor. Today? … Continue reading

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More Fun With Classic Paintings! Thomas Hart Benton And Adam Sandler’s “Buddy”

Time for more fun with paintings. Today, let’s take Thomas Hart Benton’s famous painting The Wreck of the Ole ’97. Let’s mash that up with “Buddy” by Adam Sandler (yeah, I know people hate Sandler now…but it fits here so let’s go … Continue reading

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First CD I Ever Owned?

I’ve seen the question going around: What was the first CD you ever bought? (Or owned, I suppose). Personally, I bought my first two CDs on the same day, and kind of enjoy the cognitive dissonance between the two. Here we … Continue reading

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Live Interview Saturday April 30 On The Funky Writer Online Radio Show At 2:30 PM Mountain Time!

I’ve be interviewed live this Saturday April 30 at 2:30 Mountain time about Not Quite so Stories on The Funky Writer! You should tune in. Should be a great show. It’ll be archived on the site after that, but live … Continue reading

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RANDOM BOOK PROMOTION DAY!!!!!

Random book promotion day!!!!! Buy Not Quite so Stories!!!!! I wouldn’t say no to Goodreads and Amazon reviews either. Those are always appreciated. Sorry, indie authors have to do this sort of thing once in a while.

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New Design For the $10 Bill

I’d like to now reveal the as of yet secret redesign of the United States $10 bill: Let me know what you think. Personally, I believe it to be an improvement. Maybe that’s just me though.

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Release Party At Still Cellars: I Was So Confused

As I mentioned earlier, I was part of a Release Party reading Saturday April 23, 2016 at Still Cellars Distillery & Art House in Longmont. Hosted by Steven Dunn, readers included Dana Green, Angela Buck, Steven Dunn, Khadijah Queen, Katie Jean Shinkle, and me. … Continue reading

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