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Monthly Archives: September 2016
Ruined Nacho Palate
I was just thinking about how 7-11 ruined my nacho palate. Wonder what I mean? I was just craving nachos. I often crave nachos, but it rarely works out when I try to satisfy that. I order nachos all over … Continue reading
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My Oatmeal Mod
I shared this on Facebook the other day, but I’m still too pleased with it to not share it here as well. Someone asked me Monday morning whether I was going to watch the presidential debate that night or not. … Continue reading
I Have No Idea Why I Did This: Däniken Yogurt
I have no idea why I did this. There’s only a certain group running across this who are going to even know who Erich von Däniken is. Of those, probably none will think this is funny. I don’t know. For … Continue reading
You Know What? Screw it.
You know what? Screw it. It’s not going to help anyway. (Rather than have me explain, feel free to apply this to whatever you feel like, within reason.)
Why Do I Find This So Soothing?
Why do I find this so soothing? I do. I love that music, if nothing else. Given how rotten I was at this game, you’d think it’d stress me out. It doesn’t though. Probably nostalgia. I’m sure I’d get stressed … Continue reading
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Describe Myself With Three Fictional Characters? Whatever. I Do What I Want.
Describe myself with three fictional characters? Whatever, I do what I want. Yeah, I did this on Facebook about a week ago. For an explanation why I’m doing it again, see immediately above.
Once Bitten at the Fbomb! Tuesday October 18 at 7 PM! Mercury Cafe Denver!
Once Bitten at the Fbomb! It’s been thirty years since Jim Carrey first brought us the magic of vampire T&A 80s comedy (as well as the pull of attractive older women on strapping young men). Well, actually thirty-one now…but last … Continue reading
Forced To Buy Shoes Online
I am being forced to buy shoes online. This seems very odd to me. I often wear plain black Teva flip flops. I am one of the more common sizes for adult men. However, I cannot generally find this size … Continue reading
Old Painting Fun: “Excursion Into Philosophy” And Comic Book Guy From “The Simpsons”
Let’s have some more fun with old paintings. Today, let’s mash up “Excursion Into Philosophy” by Edward Hopper with Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons (Quote from “Treehouse of Horror VIII,” right when he looked up from advising Aquaman in … Continue reading
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Fbomb Tonight!
The Fbomb Flash Fiction Reading Series is tonight! Check it: Bad Fame End of Summer Fbomb. You should come down if you can, things start at 7:30 at The Mercury Cafe, 2199 California St., Denver, CO. Hillary Leftwich is hosting … Continue reading
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