Monthly Archives: June 2018

Why Haven’t We Made A Salad Like The Chef Based On This?

How many of you grew up with an egg slicer in your kitchen utensil drawer that you never actually used because it was just for slicing hard boiled eggs for chef salad and that was way too much work at … Continue reading

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Great. Now I’m Craving Dorothy Lynch.

Great, now I’m craving Dorothy Lynch. All I wanted to do was make a David Lynch/salad dressing joke yesterday. Now I’m actually craving the salad dressing. I don’t know why, I remember it being like French dressing but with more … Continue reading

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This Is Lynchian

Well, this is Lynchian. Don’t you think?

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Are You Ever Completely Surprised That A Game Show Is Back On The Air?

Are you ever surprised a game show is back on the air? Seriously, you hear people talking about it and you think people are talking about a thirty year old show, but the title is a bit off? Then you … Continue reading

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It’s Almost As If There’s Some Kind Of Plan To Life

I just thought about something. – I hate shaving. – I don’t like how it feels to have a beard or mustache. – I enjoy complaining. See how it all works out? It’s almost as if someone designed this all…

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“Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep” Release And Reading Event at BookBar In One Week!

One week until the release and reading event for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep at the BookBar in Denver! July 1, 2018, 5:00PM, 4280 Tennyson St, Denver, Colorado 80212 Check out the Facebook event page to … Continue reading

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Your Moment Of Spam

I just deleted this from my queue of spam comments on here: Do you have a spam issue on this blog; I also am a blogger, and I was wondering your situation; we have developed some nice procedures and we … Continue reading

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