Monthly Archives: June 2018

I Thought I Was Gonna Die

My wife stopped at the McDonald’s drive through last night so I could get a couple cheeseburgers and a large fries. This was no problem, but the breakfast sandwich she ordered was an issue. They didn’t say anything about any … Continue reading

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This Was Cool…But This Is Pretty Cool Too

This was pretty cool (yeah, I know it’s probably fake): but this is pretty cool too:

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Mah Buhks

I realized that all my pics of my bookcases, books, shelves, shelfies, stacks, and all that were a couple years old by now. Figured I should do some new ones. Work: Study: Bedroom: These are just mine. I left my … Continue reading

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The Novel “Shōgun” Is Too Damn Long

I remember the Shōgun tv miniseries being big back in the 80s. I thought I’d read the novel, even got the two sequels. I should have watched the miniseries instead. I’m still not finished and it’s been about 12 days. … Continue reading

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“Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep” Release And Reading Event July 1 at BookBar!

Don’t forget: July 1, 2018 is the release and reading event for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep at the BookBar in Denver! 5:00PM, 4280 Tennyson St, Denver, Colorado 80212. Check out the Facebook … Continue reading

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I Wonder What Will Happen Every Time I Get Home Before My Wife And The Lobster Food Truck Is Outside The Brewery

Sometimes I get home from work before my wife. I usually get the mail, so I tend to walk past the brewery by our house on the way there. They often have food trucks parked outside. Sometimes it’s the lobster … Continue reading

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Fake Olive Garden Slogan

Did you know that the Olive Garden slogan “When you’re here, you’re family” used to be longer? It was shortened because they thought the original idea was a bit much. Well, let’s at least start the rumor that this parody … Continue reading

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