Monthly Archives: June 2018

Why Haven’t We Made A Salad Like The Chef Based On This?

Posted on June 30, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

How many of you grew up with an egg slicer in your kitchen utensil drawer that you never actually used because it was just for slicing hard boiled eggs for chef salad and that was way too much work at … Continue reading →

Great. Now I’m Craving Dorothy Lynch.

Posted on June 29, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

Great, now I’m craving Dorothy Lynch. All I wanted to do was make a David Lynch/salad dressing joke yesterday. Now I’m actually craving the salad dressing. I don’t know why, I remember it being like French dressing but with more … Continue reading →

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This Is Lynchian

Posted on June 28, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

Well, this is Lynchian. Don’t you think?

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Are You Ever Completely Surprised That A Game Show Is Back On The Air?

Posted on June 27, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

Are you ever surprised a game show is back on the air? Seriously, you hear people talking about it and you think people are talking about a thirty year old show, but the title is a bit off? Then you … Continue reading →

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It’s Almost As If There’s Some Kind Of Plan To Life

Posted on June 26, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

I just thought about something. – I hate shaving. – I don’t like how it feels to have a beard or mustache. – I enjoy complaining. See how it all works out? It’s almost as if someone designed this all…

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“Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep” Release And Reading Event at BookBar In One Week!

Posted on June 25, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

One week until the release and reading event for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep at the BookBar in Denver! July 1, 2018, 5:00PM, 4280 Tennyson St, Denver, Colorado 80212 Check out the Facebook event page to … Continue reading →

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Your Moment Of Spam

Posted on June 24, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

I just deleted this from my queue of spam comments on here: Do you have a spam issue on this blog; I also am a blogger, and I was wondering your situation; we have developed some nice procedures and we … Continue reading →

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I Thought I Was Gonna Die

Posted on June 23, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

My wife stopped at the McDonald’s drive through last night so I could get a couple cheeseburgers and a large fries. This was no problem, but the breakfast sandwich she ordered was an issue. They didn’t say anything about any … Continue reading →

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This Was Cool…But This Is Pretty Cool Too

Posted on June 22, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

This was pretty cool (yeah, I know it’s probably fake): but this is pretty cool too:

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Mah Buhks

Posted on June 21, 2018 by David S. Atkinson

I realized that all my pics of my bookcases, books, shelves, shelfies, stacks, and all that were a couple years old by now. Figured I should do some new ones. Work: Study: Bedroom: These are just mine. I left my … Continue reading →

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