Monthly Archives: April 2012

Please…Violence Is Not The Answer When You Want To See Somebody Moonwalk

Posted on April 30, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I saw this article about an Idaho man forcing somebody to do the moonwalk at gunpoint and I immediately thought: Man, violence is never the answer in these situations. There had to be some non-violent way for John Ernest Cross … Continue reading →

Cow Wanders To McDonalds: Worst Possible Place…Or Not?

Posted on April 29, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

My first reaction when I saw this article about a cow getting out of its pen and wandering up to a McDonalds drive through to seek attention (read that again) was to laugh. I immediately thought: No! Don’t do it, … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Seven

Posted on April 28, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I am very excited since today my wife finally returns from her vacation without me in Mexico (she’ll probably be home by the time this post actually goes live). However, I must keep my wits about me. Indeed, my life … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Six

Posted on April 27, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

Well, my wife comes home from her vacation in Mexico tomorrow. That leaves me preciously little time to get the house in order, clean everything up, and hide all traces of the debacle that occurred while she was gone. Otherwise, … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Five

Posted on April 26, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

As anyone who has been reading my blog knows by now, I’ve been trying to figure out how to best make use of my time alone this week since my wife took off for a vacation to Mexico without me. … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Four

Posted on April 25, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

As I mentioned before, my wife went on a vacation to Mexico with some friends (Hi everybody! My wife told me they are following my posts while they are down there.) and left me home alone. As I also mentioned … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Three

Posted on April 24, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I have a feeling that I am not taking full advantage of my time home alone. As I mentioned before, my wife went on a girls only trip to Mexico and left me home alone. You would think I would … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day Two

Posted on April 23, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I thought it might be a good idea to take advantage of my wife leaving me home alone while she was in Mexico to watch some TV. After all, she controls the TV. Normally, I let her watch mostly whatever … Continue reading →

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My Life While My Wife Is In Mexico: Day One

Posted on April 22, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

Well, my wife left late last night to spend a week in Playa del Carmen, Mexico and leave me at home alone. As such, I need to find things to do to keep myself occupied while she is gone. I … Continue reading →

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Warning: You Can’t Go To The CU Boulder Campus On 4/20 Unless You Actually Go There

Posted on April 21, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I’m sorry, but I find this whole deal a little funny. Just check out this article, though my wife had already told me before I read it. On April 20 you apparently can’t go on the CU Boulder campus unless … Continue reading →

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