Monthly Archives: March 2017

Denver Has Wrecked My Tolerance For Gray

Denver has wrecked my tolerance for gray. I’ve lived in Omaha and Seattle, places where it can be gray for months at a time, if not the entire winter. That was fine. Denver is so sunny though. They advertise 300 … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Find Many….

I didn’t find many, but I found one. Ralph Snart animated gif. You’re welcome.

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The Humble Beet Is The Answer To All Riddles

The humble beet is the answer to all riddles. Just so you know.

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It’s A Good Thing I Don’t Have Photoshop

It’s a good thing I don’t have Photoshop. Do you know what I’d be doing right now if I did? I had the sudden urge to add single Gobots to pictures of Transformers and then release them onto the Internet. … Continue reading

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Trying To Combine Two Obsessions

I was trying to combine two of my obsessions today: animated gifs and chop suey. It’s hard though. System of a Down keeps cluttering up the Google image search results. We’ll just have to go with it.

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Memeing Up This One Again

Now improved by Jack Handy. Better, isn’t it? Kind of fits, though Jack is way better than this.

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Another Meme I’m All Too Proud Of

I don’t know why I’m so proud of this meme. I am though.

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How To Live On A Boat Without Leaving The City

I just saw a clickbait article with a title something like “How to Live on a Boat Without Leaving the City.” I didn’t click on it, because it was obvious clickbait garbage, but this is what I immediately thought: How … Continue reading

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I Miss Turkey Television

I miss Turkey Television. That was a good show.

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What Could This Be A Euphemism For?

What could this be a euphemism for? It’s clear they aren’t actually offering to build to suit, because why else use the quotation marks? They aren’t quoting. They even italicized. Why do that? Are they just going to build whatever … Continue reading

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