Monthly Archives: February 2011

It’s Amazing How Quick We Resort To Cannibalism When The Internet is Out

Posted on February 28, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

It really is quite amazing just how quick we resort to cannibalism when our Internet connection goes down. Okay, maybe I didn’t resort to cannibalism. It probably wouldn’t have helped at all if I had. However, if I thought it … Continue reading →

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Should You Take Your Kids To Disneyland?

Posted on February 27, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I’ve talked to a lot of people who were trying to take their kids on a trip to Disneyland. That’s probably good. I’m sure the kids will like it. Even my parents took my to Disneyland one time. Let’s see…what … Continue reading →

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Not Feeling Real Humorous Today: RIP Uncle Gary

Posted on February 26, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Readers who are more into my humorous posts might want to skip this one today. I got word last night that my Uncle Gary was killed in an accident last night out in the storms in Eastern Nebraska. I’m doing … Continue reading →

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Why Is Everyone Being So Mean to David Wu? Tiger Costumes Are Cool.

Posted on February 25, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Why is everybody so upset about a congressperson sending out a picture of himself dressed as a tiger? People are actually calling for this guy to step down and I’m a little confused. Perhaps someone could clue me in to … Continue reading →

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Hands Off The Thin Mints, Bitch!

Posted on February 24, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love Thin Mints. They are my favorite cookies. Not just Girl Scout cookies, all cookies. I ranted at one point (even advocating revolution) about the fact that you can only … Continue reading →

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Okay, Who The Hell Thought This Was A Good Idea: Indiana Eatery Billboard References 1978 Jonestown Massacre

Posted on February 23, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I admit it, I am a fan of potentially offensive humor. I insist on the freedom to run risks when I make a joke, even though it is sure that sometimes it will not go over well. However, I am … Continue reading →

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Rejecting A Rejection Letter- Dear Hobart:

Posted on February 22, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Dear Hobart: I wanted to write and thank you for your recent rejection letter informing me that you would not be publishing my story submission. It is with great regret that I must inform you that I will not be … Continue reading →

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The Production of Rent at CU Boulder, I Owe You One Bryce (Brice?)

Posted on February 21, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I’m pretty familiar with the “there but for the grace of God” phrase, though I’m not a particular fan of it myself. It seems a bit too over-chewed as a phrase for me to feel comfortable using it, plus a … Continue reading →

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I Still Hate Moving

Posted on February 20, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Continuing on my thought from yesterday, I still hate moving. However, I do have my priorities in order. That’s right, I have most of my books moved over to the new place. Clearly, this is the most important thing in … Continue reading →

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I Hate Moving

Posted on February 19, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I hate moving. I hate buying boxes, packing material, and other such things that I normally spend time throwing away when I buy things. I hate collecting such boxes, packing material, and other things and having to store it until … Continue reading →

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