Monthly Archives: August 2017

This Isn’t Even About Pineapples Anymore

This isn’t even about pineapples anymore, baby or regular or otherwise. I’ve been posting so much about it that now I’m just posting animated gifs of pineapples. Here’s the one for today. I’ve created a monster. Advertisements

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Remember How I Broke Down And Decided I’d Pay For A Baby Pineapple After All?

Remember how I broke down and decided I’d spring for a baby pineapple after all even though Sprouts had them for the same price as regular pineapples five times the size? Yeah, Sprouts didn’t have any when I went back. … Continue reading

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Remember How I Posted I Didn’t Want To Shell Out For A Baby Pineapple?

Remember when I posted a few days ago that I didn’t want to shell out for a baby pineapple because Sprouts had them priced the same as normal pineapples five times bigger? Yeah, now I want one. I’ll probably go … Continue reading

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Life Goal

Life goal: Gotta dream big.

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In Memoriam (Sort Of)

In Memoriam: (Sort of.)

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I Have Trouble Paying The Same For Baby And Regular Pineapples

I have issues paying the same price for baby pineapples and regular pineapples. My wife and I ran across baby pineapples at Sprouts recently. They wanted $2.99 each for them. My wife wanted to get one. However, they also wanted … Continue reading

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If I Had A Spirit Animal

If I had a spirit animal, which I don’t because I’m not part of a culture that has those, it’d probably be this: We all want to be Danger Mouse, but somebody has to be Penfold.

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