Monthly Archives: February 2014

Sprint Is Ticking Me Off

Sprint is ticking me off. I apparently get no 4G reception of any kind in Denver. That means I can occasionally have to mess with my phone for ten minutes to get a Facebook update. Goodreads repeatedly fails to connect. … Continue reading

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My 2014 AWP Schedule

Here’s my 2014 AWP schedule:             (Remember? I can’t go this year.)

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Yeah…I Looked Like This In Fall Of 1993

Yeah…I looked like this in fall of 1993: Shut up.

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Big Surprise In Hot Pockets Meat Recall

I was surprised to hear than Hot Pockets are being recalled because they may include meat that is itself subject to a massive recall. Mind you, I was not surprised to hear that Hot Pockets were involved in a recall. … Continue reading

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Kate Upton Shoot Isn’t So Great Because “Barbarella” Already Did That

Kate Upton apparently was considered news when she did a zero gravity photo shoot for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue wearing a bikini.However, not all of us consider this news. After all, just check out the opening sequence from the … Continue reading

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Darkside Of Buzzfeed State Quiz Revealed!!!!!

Thought that the Buzzfeed “What State Do You Actually Belong In Quiz?” was fun? Thought it was harmless? Did you think it’d be cool to share your results? BZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! You thought wrong. In a surprising turn of events, the CIA … Continue reading

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Dear Email On My Phone

Dear email on my phone: you are useless. That is all. Seriously. I can understand it taking an unholy amount of time to download email, particularly when there are attachments. However, just giving up and displaying “this message has not … Continue reading

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I’m Part Of The Reason That Restaurant Closed

The wife and I were craving German food. We didn’t feel like driving all the way out to Colorado Springs, Arvada, or Boulder, so we decided to go to Cafe Berlin in downtown Denver. However, the wife checked and it … Continue reading

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Tune In To “The Unknown Show” With Bud Smith 7PM Eastern March 11

I just wanted to clue everyone in to the fact that they should be tuning in to The Unknown Show with Bud Smith at 7PM Eastern on March 11, 2014. I’m going to be on the show talking about my novel … Continue reading

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Mole Man Gets Himself Some Vintage Corvettes And The Cops Are Clueless

Recently, a sinkhole at the Corvette Museum swallowed 8 vintage Corvettes. I’ve heard people talking about this, but no one has apparently realized the obvious. Mole Man now has himself 8 vintage Corvettes and the cops are none the wiser. I’m … Continue reading

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