Monthly Archives: November 2014

Facebook Peoples Should Remember Yahoo Serious

Facebook people should remember the lesson of Yahoo Serious: I don’t know if everyone remembers him, the star of the late 80s movie Young Einstein. He changed his name to Yahoo Serious and, according to the rumor I’m too lazy … Continue reading

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Parallels Between Fat Tuesday And Black Friday

I was just noticing that one could find certain parallels between black Friday and Fat Tuesday. I’m of course referring to the black Friday that comes after Thanksgiving and kicks off the biggest shopping day of the year, though the … Continue reading

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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

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Everyone Complains About No Hoverboards But No One Complains About No Flying Trains

Everyone complains about how we don’t yet have hoverboards like the ones in Back to the Future II (yes, I know there are some strides in this direction…but they aren’t enough yet). However, it’s interesting that people don’t complain about … Continue reading

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Things I’m Thankful For

We’re leading into Thanksgiving now and the lists I’ve been seeing people post about things for which they are thankful have got me thinking. Here are some things for which I’m personally thankful: – Gratitude – Acknowledgement – Gratefulness – … Continue reading

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New Study Clearly Means You Need To Keep Drinking Heavily

A new study apparently indicates that most heavy drinkers are not alcoholics. Clearly this means you all need to keep drinking heavily. After all, if most heavy drinkers are not alcoholics that MUST mean that most alcoholics do not drink … Continue reading

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If You’re Cold, They’re Cold. Bring Them Inside.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

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I Won’t Be Going Back To Little India On Downing In Denver Again

Usually I can separate a single bad experience from a restaurant, but tonight was unpleasant enough that I won’t be going back to Little India on Downing in Denver again. Thanks, Jairan A. You made tonight dis-pleasingly memorable. We still … Continue reading

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McCarthy Picked To Star In Tinker Bell Movie Headline Confuses Me

I saw a headline recently mentioning that McCarthy was picked to star in the new Tinker Bell movie. That’s all I saw, just that much information. I was confused. Upon further research, there is apparently an as of yet untitled … Continue reading

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Does Russia Have A Space Weapon?

I just saw an article speculating about whether or not Russia has an orbital space weapon. I have some bad news founded on absolutely no information whatsoever. It’s true. My sources may or may not have informed me that Russian … Continue reading

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