Monthly Archives: February 2017

I Haven’t Posted About My Book In A While. You Should Buy It.

I haven’t posted about my book in a while. You should buy it.

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Laser Battle…Get It?

Laser battle…get it? Well, I thought it was funny.

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I Wonder What Percentage Of Animated Gifs On The Internet Are Of Spongebob

I wonder what percentage of animaged gifs on the Internet are of Spongebob Squarepants. Seems like it might be a lot.

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Hey, Buddy…Chill Out

Hey, Buddy… chill out.

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I Can’t Find Any Alf Pajamas

I was recently reading Failure Pie in a Sadness Face by Brian Alan Ellis and I got to a line where he mentioned surfing ebay unsuccessfully looking for Alf pajamas. I thought for sure he was screwing around and actually … Continue reading

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Craving Ramen Today

I’m craving ramen today. Then again, I’m craving ramen most days (at a ramen place, not the packages at home). Or udon. Or whatever like that.

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This Actually Sums Up How The Day After An Long Weekend Feels

This actually sums up how the first workday after a long weekend feels pretty good: Not completely literally, but still. Pretty on point. I don’t even remember the context for this one.

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“General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt”

I just saw a headline that read: “General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt.” I looked no further. I’m sure there was an article that explained that headline, but who cares? That sentence says everything about life. “General Mills … Continue reading

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Today

Today (when I’m writing this, not necessarily when you view: Yup, that about covers it.

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Two Kinds Of People: “What’s in the box?”

There are two kinds of people, those who think of Se7en when someone makes a “What’s in the box?” reference and those who think of UHF. Given that I always immediately think of both, I’m left confused having to try … Continue reading

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