Monthly Archives: February 2012

I Guess I Can’t Bitch Much About Omaha’s French Café Closing

Posted on February 29, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I guess I can’t bitch too much about Omaha’s French Café closing. I am disappointed to hear about this. It’s been an Omaha landmark as long as I can remember. I also liked the place. However, I can’t just bitch … Continue reading →

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Let’s Keep Our Fingers Crossed For Stephan Pastis And the 2012 Reuben Award

Posted on February 28, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

If you’ve been reading Pearls Before Swine lately, you would know that Stephan Pastis has apparently been obsessing a bit about the 2012 Reuben Awards. Granted, with the amount that Pastis works ahead he was probably obsessing about this quite … Continue reading →

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I’m Betting Adam Sandler Doesn’t Care That He Set The Record With 11 Razzies Nominations

Posted on February 27, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

According to an article that I just saw, Adam Sandler has set a record by getting 11 Razzie nominations in a single year (based on the movie Jack & Jill). However, I’m betting that Sandler isn’t getting too down about … Continue reading →

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Possible Impacts of Necomimi On Modern Life?

Posted on February 26, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I saw the Necomimi the other night on one of the World’s Dumbest show variants. I have to admit, I was intrigued. For those that don’t know, though a consumer version has yet to be released and price has yet … Continue reading →

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James Summers Needs To Be More Ambitious Than Declaring Himself Boss of Denny’s

Posted on February 25, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

You have GOT to read the article on this one. Apparently, James Summers walked into a Denny’s in Madison, Wisconsin and insisted that he was the new general manager. Then he made himself dinner (burger, fries and a soda). When … Continue reading →

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The Award For Most Unbelievable Character Reaction? Rowdy Roddy Piper!

Posted on February 24, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

Let’s talk today about one of the greatest cinematographic masterpieces of all time. Of course, I’m talking about They Live. I mean, how could you not like this movie? The fight scene where Rowdy Roddy Piper tries to make Keith … Continue reading →

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A Warning To Democrats: Republican Candidates May Not Be As Stupid As They Look

Posted on February 23, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

As another election is rapidly approaching, I wanted to caution all the Democrats out there that the Republican candidates may not be as stupid as they look. Sure, most have said some things in the press that make them look … Continue reading →

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Gotta Start Planning For AWP

Posted on February 22, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

Since AWP is only a week or so away, I really need to get planning. Mind you, I already have my plane ticket, conference registration, and hotel all done. That isn’t the big concern. The big concern is books. I … Continue reading →

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Whole Foods Checker Encourages Larceny

Posted on February 21, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

I was in line at Whole Foods yesterday when I overheard the checker tell a customer to just go ahead and take the bay leaves she was purchasing, that the checker wouldn’t be charging her for them. Knowing what I … Continue reading →

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Internet Television: Fix Your Ads Or Die

Posted on February 20, 2012 by David S. Atkinson

There are few things I despise more than Internet television providers who can’t get their ad servers working properly. I know that without ads there is no way people will provide us television shows over the Internet because people just … Continue reading →

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