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Monthly Archives: April 2019
Remember Me Being Too Lazy To Get Fast Food Yesterday?
Remember me being too lazy yesterday to bother getting fast food and actually eating what I had at home instead? Well, today I’m too lazy to write a real post! Let’s watch a Cheez Wiz commercial from the 80s instead. … Continue reading
Have You Ever Eaten Food At Home Because You Were Too Lazy To Get Fast Food?
Have you ever eaten food at home because you got too lazy? This actually happened the other night. My wife was going to get Taco Bell on the way home from volleyball, but called when she was on the way … Continue reading
We Should Have An App For The Ice Cream Person
I was just thinking of last summer and I could never flag down the ice cream person. I could hear the ice cream trucks go through my neighborhood, but they never went down my block while I was outside. I’d … Continue reading
I Just Can’t Read William Blake Anymore
I just can’t read William Blake anymore. I was only so big on his poetry to begin with, but this totally killed it: I just can’t not think of this when I hear his name anymore.
Where All My Deadman Fan Friends At?
Where all my Deadman fan friends at? I was surprised a while back to find out there was one. I used to read the comic a while back, but not a whole lot of people did. It was funny to … Continue reading
Coachella Counters That The Entire Festival Has Been Faked For Years
Influencer Gabbie Hanna ignited controversy recently by faking a trip to Coachella for her followers. “Big whoop,” Coachella organizers reportedly commented, “we’ve been faking the whole festival for years.” Apparently, the festival seemed to be getting stale somewhere around 2007 … Continue reading
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Tagged "Do Me" by Bell Biv Devoe, Bell Biv Devoe, coachella, Coachella Counters That The Entire Festival Has Been Faked For Years, do me, fake coachella, Gabbie Hanna, Influencer, Influencer Gabbie Hanna, parody, This Influencer Faked Her Whole Coachella Trip, yogi bear
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Regarding Yesterday’s Post…
Regarding yesterday’s post…my juror number was not within the pool required to report. YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Tagged 30 rock, henry fonda, I Have Jury Duty Tomorrow, jury duty, kermit, kermit yay, liz lemon, pauly shore, simpsons, the simpsons, twelve angry men, we angry men, yay
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I Have Jury Duty Tomorrow
I have jury duty tomorrow. Will it be like this? Or like this? Or like this? Or will I get out of it entirely? We’ll just have to wait to see.
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Tagged 30 rock, henry fonda, I Have Jury Duty Tomorrow, jury duty, liz lemon, pauly shore, simpsons, the simpsons, twelve angry men, we angry men
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Sorry But We Don’t Do That Joke Anymore
How obscure can we get? How about a joke that needs you to get what day it is, the joke I used to do, and an obscure joke from a long gone comic book? I’m sorry, but we don’t do … Continue reading
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Tagged groo, groo joke, groo mulch, happy easter, mulch joke, mulching, sorry but we don't do that joke anymore
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I’m Sorry
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
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Tagged i'm sorry, lamp memes, lamptracker, lamptracker moth, moth, moth lamp, moth lamp memes, moth memes
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