Monthly Archives: April 2019

Remember Me Being Too Lazy To Get Fast Food Yesterday?

Remember me being too lazy yesterday to bother getting fast food and actually eating what I had at home instead? Well, today I’m too lazy to write a real post! Let’s watch a Cheez Wiz commercial from the 80s instead. … Continue reading

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Have You Ever Eaten Food At Home Because You Were Too Lazy To Get Fast Food?

Have you ever eaten food at home because you got too lazy? This actually happened the other night. My wife was going to get Taco Bell on the way home from volleyball, but called when she was on the way … Continue reading

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We Should Have An App For The Ice Cream Person

I was just thinking of last summer and I could never flag down the ice cream person. I could hear the ice cream trucks go through my neighborhood, but they never went down my block while I was outside. I’d … Continue reading

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I Just Can’t Read William Blake Anymore

I just can’t read William Blake anymore. I was only so big on his poetry to begin with, but this totally killed it: I just can’t not think of this when I hear his name anymore.

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Where All My Deadman Fan Friends At?

Where all my Deadman fan friends at? I was surprised a while back to find out there was one. I used to read the comic a while back, but not a whole lot of people did. It was funny to … Continue reading

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Coachella Counters That The Entire Festival Has Been Faked For Years

Influencer Gabbie Hanna ignited controversy recently by faking a trip to Coachella for her followers. “Big whoop,” Coachella organizers reportedly commented, “we’ve been faking the whole festival for years.” Apparently, the festival seemed to be getting stale somewhere around 2007 … Continue reading

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Regarding Yesterday’s Post…

Regarding yesterday’s post…my juror  number was not within the pool required to report. YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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