A while back, I posted a list of my published stories. I realized that was a while ago and decided I could get out of having to come up with a new post if I did an updated list. Here you go (again, the ones currently accessible online):
“Night at the Bar- A Predestination Choose Your Own Adventure” published May 27, 2016 in Five 2 One Magazine‘s #thesideshow.
“Exxon Stole my Oatmeal” published May 15, 2016 in Issue V, Volume VII of Connotation Press.
“Polident Commercials for Indentured Servitude” published May 15, 2016 in Issue V, Volume VII of Connotation Press.
“Deliberately Missing Henry Kissinger” published May 15, 2016 in Issue V, Volume VII of Connotation Press.
“Marc Summers Instigated the Bloods and Crips War so He Deserves Everything He Gets” published March 23, 2016 as part of the suit theme at Pure Slush.
“Hernández de Biedma Owes Me a Weekend” published May 4, 2016 in the Spring Quarterly – (Spring 2016 / 16.4) of Blue Five Notebook.
“To Kill a Mokkingbird II – Kill Harder by Ahrrper Leeeeee” published February 5, 2015 in Cease, Cows. Thanks to Jon Konrath for letting me use the title and inspiring the story.
“The Declaration of Insufficiency: Getting Quality Work Out of ‘The Jeff’” published in issue 20 (December 2, 2014) of Hobo Pancakes.
“Regarding my Term Paper about the Dani tribe of Papua, New Guinea” published December 20, 2013 in Cease, Cows.
“The Things We’re Made Of” published November 18, 2013 as part of Sundog Lit‘s special “A Fight Between Friends: Texts Inspired By Michael Seidlinger’s The Laughter of Strangers” series.
“Home Improvement” published in issue #4 of C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag.
“The Des Moines Kabuki Dinner Theatre” published June 4, 2013 in Bartleby Snopes (story of the month winner for 2013). Subsequently included in issue 10 of the magazine (available here in print or here as a pdf).
“Donkeys Live a Long Time. None of You Has Ever Seen Ethel Merman.” (second story on the page) published in issue 11 of Hobo Pancakes. Subsequently featured on episode 25 of Nathaniel Tower’s Cold Reads.
“Ideas: Where to Get Them and What to Do When They Won’t Leave” published July 9, 2012, in Paragraph Line.
“The War” published in the Winter 2012 issue of The Writing Disorder. Also published in The Writing Disorder presents The Best Fiction and Nonfiction of 2012.
“Polite Notes of the Dinnertime Neighborly Etiquette Apocalypse” published August 15, 2011 in Brave Blue Mice. Also read as part of InDigest Magazine‘s The Last Reading on Earth, Ever: A Marathon Reading of Apocalyptic Writing (direct link to mine). Republished May 28, 2015 over at The Dead Market Writings.
“Stranger” published in issue #2 of C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag.
“The Virgin Mary Tree” published (live 5/20/2011) in the spring 2011 online edition of Grey Sparrow, also published in the Fall 2011, issue 8, print edition.
(I think I am clever, apparently, getting out of having to come up with a new post for today.)