Monthly Archives: March 2013

Boston AWP 2013 Scandal Report Day 5: Entire AWP Conference Snaps And Starts Forcing Ordinary Citizens To Read

Commentators hoping that the winding down of AWP 2013 in Boston meant that the scandals associated with this year’s conference were over were disappointed today as yet another scandal erupted. Though the conference is actually over, the entire conference populace … Continue reading

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Boston AWP 2013 Scandal Report Day 4: Margaret Atwood Turns Out To Be Fictional Construct of Jorge Luis Borges

Another scandal has rocked AWP 2013 in Boston. This time, it has been discovered that Margaret Atwood isn’t real. In fact, the amazing author turns out to have entirely been a fictional construct of Jorge Luis Borges. The sham was … Continue reading

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Boston AWP 2013 Scandal Report Day 3: The 2013 AWP Drinking Game

AWP 2013 in Boston continues to be scandal ridden as reports of a 2013 AWP drinking game have surfaced. Writing conferences have long been associated with drinking, being one of the few occasions for writers to socialize and cut loose, … Continue reading

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Boston AWP 2013 Scandal Report Day 2: Not Even Writers Read Anymore

On only the first full actual day of AWP 2013 in Boston, the event is again rocked by scandal. This time it was discovered that the entire writing world has pretty much stopped reading anything. Though railing frequently about literacy … Continue reading

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Boston AWP 2013 Scandal Report Day 1: All Attendees Found To Be Bankers Pretending To Be Writers

AWP 2013 in Boston is scarcely underway and the conference has already been rocked by scandal. The event was just getting underway when AWP secret police discovered that there wasn’t a single actual writer at the conference. Apparently, the entire … Continue reading

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I Apparently Have Lost My Ability To Mix A Drink

I used to be able to mix a decent drink, even with limited materials on hand. Granted, I used to tend to mix them a little stronger than most other people liked (my own preferences being a bit to the … Continue reading

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I Miss HotnNow

I just want to say that I miss HotnNow: I’m sure you all remember this place. If not, you should. The place was great. I mean, it wasn’t like the food was that good, but it was at least as … Continue reading

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“Bones Buried in the Dirt” Finally Falls Into The Millions Ranking For Books On Amazon

Bones Buried in the Dirt has had a good run so far, and I’d like to thank everyone who has bought, read, and/or supported the book in any way. However, it’s finally happened. Bones Buried in the Dirt has fallen … Continue reading

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Apparently The ‘Blue’ In Blue Curacao Is Necessary After All

I happened to notice my wife’s bottle of Blue Curacao sitting on the counter this morning and I thought to myself: Is the ‘blue’ really necessary in the name? Can’t we just call it ‘Curacao?’ It’s not like there are … Continue reading

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Quick! Let’s Misbehave! There’s No Pope Right Now!

Hey! There’s no Pope right now! That means there’s no one in charge! We can do whatever we want and not go to hell! This is like being left home alone while your parents are out for the night. Jump … Continue reading

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